Shawarma Kiosk Anomalies List
The complete Shawarma Kiosk Anomalies List featuring all known anomalies, their detection methods, and proper response protocols for surviving the night shift at Scary Shawarma Kiosk.
Complete Shawarma Kiosk Anomalies List - All Known Anomalies (20)
Detection:
Customer approaches with no facial features - completely blank face.
Response:
Close shutter immediately. Do not make eye contact or attempt to serve.
Detection:
Same customer appears in two different camera locations simultaneously.
Response:
The customer nearest to your kiosk is the anomaly. Close shutter.
Detection:
Customer visible in normal camera view but disappears when switching to night vision mode.
Response:
Do not serve this customer. Close shutter when they approach.
Detection:
Customer has large black holes or voids visible on their back or body.
Response:
Close shutter immediately. This is a severe anomaly.
Detection:
Customer's skin or clothing has unnatural, distorted, or glitching textures.
Response:
Do not serve. Close shutter when approached.
Detection:
Sudden jumpscare image appears on CCTV feed - distorted face or creature.
Response:
Indicates anomaly presence nearby. Be vigilant and check all customers carefully.
Detection:
Customer appears normal but CCTV shows a creature or entity riding on their back.
Response:
Do not serve the customer. Close shutter when they approach your kiosk.
Detection:
Figure performing unusual or inhuman dancing movements visible only on camera.
Response:
Monitor carefully. May indicate anomaly in the area.
Detection:
Sudden appearance of horrifying creature directly in front of kiosk window.
Response:
Do not panic. Close shutter immediately and wait for it to disappear.
Detection:
Translucent figure that only moves when you're not looking at it.
Response:
Keep eyes on it at all times. Do not turn away. Close shutter if it gets too close.
Detection:
Customer with an impossibly wide, unnatural smile stretching across entire face.
Response:
Close shutter immediately. Do not engage or serve.
Detection:
Customer has extra arms, legs, or other body parts that shouldn't exist.
Response:
Do not serve. Close shutter when they approach.
Detection:
The shawarma meat on your preparation tray moves on its own.
Response:
Do not use this meat. Wait for the anomaly to pass.
Detection:
Special customer arrives at exactly 1:56 AM after three errors.
Response:
Game over scenario. Survival unlikely. Avoid accumulating three errors.
Detection:
Thick, unnatural fog suddenly appears outside kiosk, obscuring vision.
Response:
Use CCTV cameras extensively. Anomalies often hide in fog.
Detection:
Large mouth or mouth-like opening appears on walls, floor, or ceiling.
Response:
Do not approach. Continue working normally. It may disappear on its own.
Detection:
Same customer returns multiple times in quick succession despite being served.
Response:
Do not serve the repeat appearances. Close shutter.
Detection:
Customer approaches kiosk while walking backwards unnaturally.
Response:
Do not serve. This is an anomaly trying to disguise itself.
Detection:
Customer's feet do not touch the ground - hovering or floating approach.
Response:
Close shutter immediately. Do not attempt to serve.
Detection:
Customer's personality or demeanor changes drastically mid-conversation.
Response:
Stop interaction immediately. Close shutter if behavior becomes threatening.
1. CCTV is Your Best Friend
Check cameras constantly. Switch between normal and night vision. Many anomalies only reveal themselves on camera.
2. Learn the Patterns
Regular customers follow predictable patterns. Anything that breaks the pattern is suspicious and should be treated as an anomaly.
3. When in Doubt, Close the Shutter
Better to lose a potential customer than to serve an anomaly. The shutter is your primary defense mechanism.
4. Track Your Error Count
Three errors summon the Inspector at 1:56 AM. Stay vigilant and avoid mistakes at all costs.